Oh dearie me, since I’ve been in rehab, beans are starting to spill out. People already know my secrets. I don’t know what to do, dear diary! I’ve tried to clean up my image since I went into rehab but people seem to doubt my sincerity. They keep saying that going into rehab is the only good thing I ever did. I’ve read the news today, and aw my gawd! My worst secrets are out, thanks to Jason Alexander for taking me to the place where I shouldn’t have been. I don’t like this, dear diary. I can feel the ground below me crumble every second they criticize me. How I wish the earth would just swallow me – THE SHAME! I can’t bear the shame anymore. Want to 
know what have been revealed about me so far?
Let’s start with some very hush-hush secrets that they’ve spilt out. First: My lesbian sex tape scandal. Oh dear diary, if only I could cover this one up! This happened February 12. The news said, “a surveillance tape showing the troubled pop star, Britney Spears (that’s me) getting quite intimate with two female dancers at a New York club as the latest hot property for internet porn companies. The singer (me again!) changed into fishnet stockings and a bikini while partying with … (end).
Oh dear diary, I know this is true and I’ve made a fool of myself (well, I was always a fool). I was jammin’ with the girls and then something just got inside my head about, you know… I am not a lesbian, I can assure you that! Let’s say, I love to try new things. I love adventure. I want to go to the places I haven’t visited yet, or do things I haven’t done yet like, going steamy with girls, shaving my head, or posing naked while pregnant…ya know…
Next on the list of my exposed very hush-hush secrets is that I took drugs for years. Well, thanks to you Jason Alexander for being truthful to the press and to the people. I love you for it Jason babe. Don’t worry, when I get out of rehab…I’m gonna @#$%*& you!
I know this is Jason Alexander’s way of getting even. But I tell you Jason dear, I have my ways of getting at you too. You told them we took ecstasy together (it felt good). You also told them that I got away with a lot of stuff because I’m Britney Spears (well, you do have some privileges if you’re famous). By the way, why in heaven’s name did you tell them that I was no longer a VIRGIN? Gosh! That really ruined my reputation. I had to dress as a demure schoolgirl in my earlier videos just to establish that VIRGINAL reputation then you…you just blew it! I worked hard for my reputation, from the time I started with Mickey Mouse Club to Oops I did it again. You never cared for my efforts. You just have to spill it out, don’t you?
Dear diary, I’m so upset and confused. Before this rehab thing and before all these scandals broke out, people look at me and see SUCCESS in every way. They just don’t know that I have sacrificed a lot just to make my mom happy. They just don’t know that I have never lived a normal life as a kid because I started young in the movies or on television. They just don’t know that at some point in my “successful” life, I became tired and confused, so I rebelled. Now, I guess people call me different names…BAD INFLUENCE, SLUT, DRUG ADDICT… Sad isn’t it. Dear diary, do you really think this is what I wanted? Am I solely to blame for all of these? Am I not a victim of pressure due to fame? Was my family part of this mess? How about my so-called friends and love ones? What have they done for me? I don’t know dear diary… anyway I have to say goodbye for now. Have to put on some hair grower on my head. MWAH!
know what have been revealed about me so far?Let’s start with some very hush-hush secrets that they’ve spilt out. First: My lesbian sex tape scandal. Oh dear diary, if only I could cover this one up! This happened February 12. The news said, “a surveillance tape showing the troubled pop star, Britney Spears (that’s me) getting quite intimate with two female dancers at a New York club as the latest hot property for internet porn companies. The singer (me again!) changed into fishnet stockings and a bikini while partying with … (end).
Oh dear diary, I know this is true and I’ve made a fool of myself (well, I was always a fool). I was jammin’ with the girls and then something just got inside my head about, you know… I am not a lesbian, I can assure you that! Let’s say, I love to try new things. I love adventure. I want to go to the places I haven’t visited yet, or do things I haven’t done yet like, going steamy with girls, shaving my head, or posing naked while pregnant…ya know…
Next on the list of my exposed very hush-hush secrets is that I took drugs for years. Well, thanks to you Jason Alexander for being truthful to the press and to the people. I love you for it Jason babe. Don’t worry, when I get out of rehab…I’m gonna @#$%*& you!
I know this is Jason Alexander’s way of getting even. But I tell you Jason dear, I have my ways of getting at you too. You told them we took ecstasy together (it felt good). You also told them that I got away with a lot of stuff because I’m Britney Spears (well, you do have some privileges if you’re famous). By the way, why in heaven’s name did you tell them that I was no longer a VIRGIN? Gosh! That really ruined my reputation. I had to dress as a demure schoolgirl in my earlier videos just to establish that VIRGINAL reputation then you…you just blew it! I worked hard for my reputation, from the time I started with Mickey Mouse Club to Oops I did it again. You never cared for my efforts. You just have to spill it out, don’t you?
Dear diary, I’m so upset and confused. Before this rehab thing and before all these scandals broke out, people look at me and see SUCCESS in every way. They just don’t know that I have sacrificed a lot just to make my mom happy. They just don’t know that I have never lived a normal life as a kid because I started young in the movies or on television. They just don’t know that at some point in my “successful” life, I became tired and confused, so I rebelled. Now, I guess people call me different names…BAD INFLUENCE, SLUT, DRUG ADDICT… Sad isn’t it. Dear diary, do you really think this is what I wanted? Am I solely to blame for all of these? Am I not a victim of pressure due to fame? Was my family part of this mess? How about my so-called friends and love ones? What have they done for me? I don’t know dear diary… anyway I have to say goodbye for now. Have to put on some hair grower on my head. MWAH!
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