The things I wrote today are part of my past reminisces of me part of growing up. So please, when you read this, be ready to be protected of the gases of euphoria this blog maybe excreting.
Most embarrassing moment no. 1
I was in kinder 1 at that time. I was walking towards the lavatory to wash my hands when ooohhh… I tripped! It was very embarrassing! Many students looked at my direction and laughed. I was red –faced at that time because of shame! I covered my face with my hands to avoid the looks of my classmates, who at that time are all smiles. But well, the angel of mercy came and sent a cute boy strolling and helped me up. This came stir from my classmates and they began teasing me, “uuuuuyyy…. Beverly”
Most embarrassing moment no. 2
I was taking a kindergarten entrance test at Cebu Normal University at that time. I was having a hard time answering the questions. I bit my pencil between my teeth and incredibly forgot that it was there. Then, the proctor said that there are only 10 more minutes left so I looked for my pencil; I began to have hysterics since I forgot where I put my pencil. Then I started to drool. Then when I wiped my saliva away, I felt something wet and hard between my teeth. (It’s not what you think it is) and then oh! There was my pencil, all wet and mushy. The teachers, the students, who were disturb
ed by the commotion I had made, couldn’t hide their grins when I discovered that it was there all along.
Most embarrassing moment no.3
I was 9 years old at that time. My father, my cousin and I were walking towards our van. We just came out of Ayala. And then, the moment came, sweeping through me like a raging thunderstorm. I tripped through a very big rope that serves as a ‘fence’ for the cars. Serves me right for trying to go over the rope. I fell face –first. My father and my cousin laughed at me so hard that I began very red- faced because of shame. Luckily there are no other people at the parking area.
Most embarrassing moment no. 4
I was in the province at that time. It was fiesta. While my parents and other relatives were preparing for the food, design, and other whatsoever, my cousin and I explored the area. We were looking for a
toilet because we want to urinate. At the other side of the road of our aunt‘s house, we saw our grandfather, with his carabao. We ran to him to kiss his hand. We also asked where we could find a place where we could urinate. He pointed us to the nearby river. He said that’s the only place he knew. So we hit off, and the two of us hid behind the anahaw leaves beside the river. My cousin, who is a prankster, finished first and left me all alone. She said she’d cover me when she finished first, but it tuned out that she left me, and while I was urinating I heard the coming of a bicycle. I thought that my cousin is there to tell him that I was here. But of course, she wasn’t there and the boy riding the bicycle peered over me. When I saw him, I screamed, pulled my shorts up, and ran to my aunt’s house, all embarrassed and ashamed.
Most embarrassing moment no. 1
I was in kinder 1 at that time. I was walking towards the lavatory to wash my hands when ooohhh… I tripped! It was very embarrassing! Many students looked at my direction and laughed. I was red –faced at that time because of shame! I covered my face with my hands to avoid the looks of my classmates, who at that time are all smiles. But well, the angel of mercy came and sent a cute boy strolling and helped me up. This came stir from my classmates and they began teasing me, “uuuuuyyy…. Beverly”
Most embarrassing moment no. 2
I was taking a kindergarten entrance test at Cebu Normal University at that time. I was having a hard time answering the questions. I bit my pencil between my teeth and incredibly forgot that it was there. Then, the proctor said that there are only 10 more minutes left so I looked for my pencil; I began to have hysterics since I forgot where I put my pencil. Then I started to drool. Then when I wiped my saliva away, I felt something wet and hard between my teeth. (It’s not what you think it is) and then oh! There was my pencil, all wet and mushy. The teachers, the students, who were disturb
ed by the commotion I had made, couldn’t hide their grins when I discovered that it was there all along.Most embarrassing moment no.3
I was 9 years old at that time. My father, my cousin and I were walking towards our van. We just came out of Ayala. And then, the moment came, sweeping through me like a raging thunderstorm. I tripped through a very big rope that serves as a ‘fence’ for the cars. Serves me right for trying to go over the rope. I fell face –first. My father and my cousin laughed at me so hard that I began very red- faced because of shame. Luckily there are no other people at the parking area.
Most embarrassing moment no. 4
I was in the province at that time. It was fiesta. While my parents and other relatives were preparing for the food, design, and other whatsoever, my cousin and I explored the area. We were looking for a
toilet because we want to urinate. At the other side of the road of our aunt‘s house, we saw our grandfather, with his carabao. We ran to him to kiss his hand. We also asked where we could find a place where we could urinate. He pointed us to the nearby river. He said that’s the only place he knew. So we hit off, and the two of us hid behind the anahaw leaves beside the river. My cousin, who is a prankster, finished first and left me all alone. She said she’d cover me when she finished first, but it tuned out that she left me, and while I was urinating I heard the coming of a bicycle. I thought that my cousin is there to tell him that I was here. But of course, she wasn’t there and the boy riding the bicycle peered over me. When I saw him, I screamed, pulled my shorts up, and ran to my aunt’s house, all embarrassed and ashamed.These are all my embarrassing moments. It takes all my pride to type this, so please, if your reading this, don’t laugh so hard, maybe all people will know what’s in store for me.
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