(This is for all the cats….)
My fellow minions, before I die, I would like to share to you my subjects and the hope that you would be able to accomplish them in due time. (But anyway, all your interested at is the billions of dollars you‘ll get from me. But hey! Let’s get to the topic. As you all know, I’ve sent all my nine lives in vain chasing and catching my nemesis, the stupid mouse, Jerry. (But I cant understand of why I cant catch him, and when every time I was able to catch him, he was also able to slip from my hands, and ending up with me putting into trouble.) I’m writing this, because I know I have little time life to live in this world. I’ve been chasing and catching Jerry today, and I found myself falling off at the top of the empire state building, my ninth life busted. (Just like King Kong, -------- though he’s saving a girl and I’m catching a mouse) Well! Well! Well! Let’s get to my “subjects of interests” as we put it before I close my eyes and leave this world for good.
1. The fast eradication of Jerry’s family and relatives
My fellow felines, as we all know, I am rich now, (but it doesn’t matter to me, I ‘ll spend anything just to get my hands on Jerry.) I am rich because I have sent all these years in working with the Looney Toons, and billions of children, not only watch me all over the world, making my show a hit, (is chasing a mouse interesting?) Anyway, I want you to spend a part of my money, since the eradication costs like, 500 million dollars. I want the eradication fast. You can claim my money ion the bank; I don’t know which bank, maybe there are hundreds of them. Don’t worry; I’ve already identified you to the different banks in the country, (also in the banks in Germany, England, and Paris.)
P.S: pls. Do it fast. Jerry’s’ family is quite a number that’s why you should act now! At least, to lessen some suspicions, so you can’t do the panic killing - as we put it. I want eradication! I want it fast!
2. (Absolutely confidential) The stealing of Jerry ‘s property and real estate business benefits.
My minions we, the ever powerful cats, destroy and steal Jerry’s property as soon as possible! When he realizes that the poor stupid mouse has no home to go to, we can easily spot him and…hehehe…how shall we put it more delicately, we‘ll silence him. Many of you would enjoy this, but! We should be careful and we should keep mum about this all business of ours because it might destroy our reputation as cats as the best clean animal. (Oh, really??)
These are all my interests. I hope you can fulfill them in just a short time. We have to accomplish this ----I mean, these, matter as though this is one of a hell, “2 commandments.” We shall finish, us, together, the most infuriating race in the world---- the mice.
This shall be effective this February 31 2008, when the apple fell from the orange tree. let Jerry realize that the cats rule the earth in the past, present, and hopefully, in the future.
CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!
SIGNED,
Tom
My fellow minions, before I die, I would like to share to you my subjects and the hope that you would be able to accomplish them in due time. (But anyway, all your interested at is the billions of dollars you‘ll get from me. But hey! Let’s get to the topic. As you all know, I’ve sent all my nine lives in vain chasing and catching my nemesis, the stupid mouse, Jerry. (But I cant understand of why I cant catch him, and when every time I was able to catch him, he was also able to slip from my hands, and ending up with me putting into trouble.) I’m writing this, because I know I have little time life to live in this world. I’ve been chasing and catching Jerry today, and I found myself falling off at the top of the empire state building, my ninth life busted. (Just like King Kong, -------- though he’s saving a girl and I’m catching a mouse) Well! Well! Well! Let’s get to my “subjects of interests” as we put it before I close my eyes and leave this world for good.
1. The fast eradication of Jerry’s family and relatives
My fellow felines, as we all know, I am rich now, (but it doesn’t matter to me, I ‘ll spend anything just to get my hands on Jerry.) I am rich because I have sent all these years in working with the Looney Toons, and billions of children, not only watch me all over the world, making my show a hit, (is chasing a mouse interesting?) Anyway, I want you to spend a part of my money, since the eradication costs like, 500 million dollars. I want the eradication fast. You can claim my money ion the bank; I don’t know which bank, maybe there are hundreds of them. Don’t worry; I’ve already identified you to the different banks in the country, (also in the banks in Germany, England, and Paris.)
P.S: pls. Do it fast. Jerry’s’ family is quite a number that’s why you should act now! At least, to lessen some suspicions, so you can’t do the panic killing - as we put it. I want eradication! I want it fast!
2. (Absolutely confidential) The stealing of Jerry ‘s property and real estate business benefits.
My minions we, the ever powerful cats, destroy and steal Jerry’s property as soon as possible! When he realizes that the poor stupid mouse has no home to go to, we can easily spot him and…hehehe…how shall we put it more delicately, we‘ll silence him. Many of you would enjoy this, but! We should be careful and we should keep mum about this all business of ours because it might destroy our reputation as cats as the best clean animal. (Oh, really??)
These are all my interests. I hope you can fulfill them in just a short time. We have to accomplish this ----I mean, these, matter as though this is one of a hell, “2 commandments.” We shall finish, us, together, the most infuriating race in the world---- the mice.
This shall be effective this February 31 2008, when the apple fell from the orange tree. let Jerry realize that the cats rule the earth in the past, present, and hopefully, in the future.
CATS RULE!!!!!!!!!
SIGNED,
Tom
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